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6-week pottery handbuilding course (January–February), tunes: Soccer Mommy (1/27), tunes: Wheatus (3/24), tunes: Lane 8 (3/29)

Wednesday November 20

Fixing the housing crisis

Join Next City for their webinar on fixing the housing crisis, going beyond supply. Engage with speakers who will discuss methods for increasing affordability, making units and homes permanently affordable, and more. (2pm)

I need a new winner pick

We get it, it’s another week of Survivor, and my winner’s pick was voted out last week. Anyway watch it at DC9 with other fans. (8pm)

  • Or head downstairs at DC9 and listen to the beautiful songs of Sun June! Check them out live on KEXP, then see their show! (8pm)

Also || breaking sound, journaling, crystals and tarot, tunes: Chuck van Zyl / Daniel Klag / Danielle Nia / Null Phi Infinity / Tangent Universes, tunes: Django’s Jazz Manouche, new exhibit: Samantha Box, everybody loves puppets!, book: Bad Jew, bold yoga, Climate Changemakers, formerly incarcerated poets (on Zoom), golf course protest

Thursday November 21

Shopping, but at night!

Cleveland Park’s night market is back! Need a candle? Need a new jacket? Want to get a head start on your holiday shopping? Then head on over to Cleveland Park! (5-9pm)

  • While you’re out in Cleveland Park, head over to Comet Ping Pong for a show featuring Local News Legend, Sister Wife Sex Strike, and more! (9pm)

Black politicians and The Anger Penalty

In their book “The Anger Rule,” Antoine J. Banks and Ismail K. White examine how Black politicians are uniquely penalized for expressing anger. Stop by Politics and Prose to hear them and Congressman Glen Ivey discuss racial inequality and constraints on Black politicians. (7pm)

Also || Queer bike ride, author talk: Jon Tuteur, book talk w/ Teighan Gerard: Half Baked Harvest, Ancestral Spaces, art history at NGA, party: 50th Anniversary of Home Rule (sold out), NGA: Finding Awe, Tudor Place ‘Ancestral Spaces’, Green Drinks DC, new fiction: Sound Museum, NSO: Schubert & Bruckner, what’s mutual aid, $5 Peronis and stand up, K/NOW Democracy Dialogue, Cleveland Night Market, Bread & Puppet

Friday November 22

I said it before and I’ll say it again: I want house

Fed up with the housing crisis? Join Tracy Rosenthal (co-founder of the LA Tenants Union) and organizers from Stomp Out Slumlords for a conversation on collective action, stories of resistance, and the future of affordable housing. (7pm)

Sound gay, I in

Hello my homiesexuals! You’re invited to Queer Crafting Night at Merry Pin! Bring your favorite project (or buy a craft kit there!) and create and connect while sipping tastings from Alchy Cocktails! (6pm

Also || tunes: Craig Finn (& Katy Kirby), downtown holiday market starts, queer crafting night, tunes: Bark Culture, NGA: Finding Awe, theater: Alice in Wonderland, a biography of Mitch McConnell, opening reception @ Honfleur, community fridge and pantry, Bluejacket X Velocity Girl, Chamber of Comedy, Craft and Design Center

Saturday November 23

We’ve got Spirit, yeah, yeah, we’ve got Spirit! 

Come cheer on the Holy Trinity. Our own NWSL team the Washington Spirit are in the league finals! Washington Spirit has watch parties throughout the city at metrobar, Astro Beer Hall, Dacha Navy Yard and more! Or grab your friends and start your own watch party! (8pm)

  • We recommend Midlands, Exiles, and more!

It’s time once again to embarrass yourself on skates in front of your friends

The ice rink at the sculpture garden is back open! Head over now for the best place in town to rent cheap skates and fall on your face in front of your friends… or crush. (11am-9pm)

The dream of the 90s are alive in DC

Velocity Girl emerged from the DC indie scene in the early 90s, now they’re back playing some of their first shows in 25 years. Other local acts Outer World and Bad Moves will be opening! (8pm)

Also || Behind the Groove: DC Edition, mapping Petworth’s cultural assets, tunes: Adrianne Lenker, tunes: V. Vecker, the untold story behind Ted Lasso, christmas tree luminaries workshop, Exile and Memory in Haitian Cinema, Native American history of DC, yoga in the Gallery, DC Risoprint Fair, rave: HDF x Ben UFO, Hill Family Biking, Transformer 20th annual gala, candle making, video game concert, celebrate autumn @ Fox Haven, DC-based romcom playwriting workshop (in Anacostia), cardboard workshop, NGA: Finding Awe, theater: Alice in Wonderland, poetry @ Union Market, local sci-fi: CJ Rivera, Holiday Ornament Workshop, theater: Behind the Groove

Sunday November 24

Granny, Granny and the boys!

Your favorite 90-year-old-lead cover band is playing at Showtime! Come sing your favorite songs with DC’s favorite cover band at DC’s favorite dive bar! (5pm)

All other cities get like Zayn Malik or Zendaya look alike contests… and we have Jack Schlossberg

I mean, I guess it’s better than a Tony P lookalike contest. Anyway, head to DCs Jack Schlossberg look-alike contest because why not? (2pm

Also || Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra, Exile and Memory in Haitian Cinema, movie benefit: CONCLAVE, DC Risoprint Fair, Crochet 101, DC-based romcom playwriting workshop (in Mt. Pleasant), theater: Alice in Wonderland, Rhizome experimental jam, talk: raised to obey, solutions exchange, jack schlossberg look-alike contest, Hike Party DC

Monday November 25

What do you call a Congressman turned children’s book author?
Hakeem Jeffries, apparently? In “The ABCs of Democracy,” Jeffries envisions an American future with equal opportunities for all. He shares what that looks like in a conversation with Liz Cheney (lol) at 6th and I! (7pm)

You’re telling me the gallery IS the instrument? Has science gone too far??

“Spatial Prismatic Active Listening” is a one-of-a-kind experience where Rhizome is transformed into an instrument and the music changes while you walk around the gallery, with sine waves by Max Lorenzen and Bob Hoffnar on the pedal steel guitar. Stop by to see and hear it for yourself! (7pm)

Also || tunes: Marc Rebillet (sold out), Circling seminar, talk: trans kids, our kids

Tuesday November 26

Music for when u wanna scream but also dance

Inspired by classic horror and sci-fi films, Justin Pointer and Tony Kim formed Dance With the Dead to make music that’s a blend of metal and dark synthwave. Catch them live at Union Stage with openers Korine and Megatronix! (7pm)

Building a disability-inclusive world

Tiffany Yu’s book “The Anti-Ableist Manifesto” provides a framework for identifying microagressions, tackling ableism, and paving the way towards authentic allyship. Hear her in conversation with disability advocate Mia Ives-Rublee to learn more about supporting people. (7pm)

Also || tunes: Dorothy Carlos / Sarah Lutkenahus / Ivan Liptak

NOVEMBER

11/29: DC Holiday Hunt

11/30: National Holiday Tree Lighting, soap making workshop, DC-based romcom playwriting workshop (at the Folger), Pie Shop Concert for Girls Rock

DECEMBER

12/1: Learn about Conifers!, photo critique at Multiple Exposures Gallery, NMWA holiday market, DCPL puzzle swap, Rhizome Death Cafe, Holiday Market

12/2: book talk: Black Radicalism, Prison Repression, and the Long Attica Revolt, profs & pints: What the 2024 Election Results Mean

12/3: Everyone home DC, ggwash readers and writers hh, Latte Art Competition, Girls Rock Giving Tuesday, The Gothic Ghosts of Christmas

12/4: film screening: Food and Country, a Swingin’ Little Christmas w/ Jane Lynch, Light Yards Express, An Irish Carol

12/5: tunes: Ride, author talk: Julia Kornberg, holiday trivia

12/6: monthly Dupont ArtWalk, candlelight tour of Tudor Place, dance: DC casineros, Columbia Heights tree lighting, tunes: The Crystal Casino

12/7: Hamilton singalong, comedy: Peter Revello ($5 off with code 730DC), Christmas with Thomas Circle Singers, wealth building panel, theatre: Rigoletto, holiday mug crafting!, the wharf’s holiday boat parade, weed @ tudor palace, Georgetown Jingle, Chevy Chase winter market, comedy: Peter Revello, dance: Marcus Isaiah, weed at Tudor Place, the Lodge @ National Landing, NGA: Kerry James Marshall and John Singleton Copley, photoshoot, Art Enables holiday market, flower potluck goes to Arlington

12/8: theatre: Rigoletto, Rajiv Vaidya Memorial Lecture 2024, tunes: Granny & the Boys, Modern Nutcracker Ballet, exhibition: The Steam Engine

12/9: talk: Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth), learn about George Washington from GW researchers, Federal Contractors winter soiree

12/10: DC Abortion Fund Holiday Party, Norwegian xmas tree lighting

12/11: art exhibition: Paris 1874, Candlelight Tour of Tudor Place, NMWA Fresh Talk

12/12: Capital Hockey Classic, Disco Christmas, Woolly Mammoth Holiday Market begins, death cafe, tunes: Sug and Slug Beat / Graham Hatke / Joyce Lim

12/13: tunes: Jair-Rohm Parker Wells / Tara Toms

12/14: tunes: Stephen Wilson Jr., Comedy Karaoke Trivia Funtime Show, theatre: Rigoletto, film screening: Harlem Family and other shorts, yoga in the gallery, All Hat No Cattle, Coyaba Dance Theater, Holly Jolly holiday market, National Cathedral choir

12/15: tunes: The Jesus Lizard, Holiday Tea and Tour, theatre: Rigoletto, film screening: Moments without Proper Names

12/16: tunes: 食品まつり a.k.a Foodman, Profs & Pints: The Green Knight and Medieval Yule

12/17: On with Kara Swisher, Profs & Pints: You Better Watch Out

12/18: holiday tunes, tunes: Kass Richards / Nico Sofia / Sur Cosmico

12/19: Profs & Pints: How Dickens Reshaped Christmas

12/20: tunes: Ella G

12/21: film at NGA: Candy Mountain, tunes: Mendoza/Hoff/Revels

12/22: film: Paris, Texas

12/28: film: 1874, The Birth of Impressionism

12/29: film: Amadeus

2025

1/4: film: 1874, The Birth of Impressionism

1/5: photo critique at Multiple Exposures Gallery

1/8: intuitive tarot reading

1/11: Yoga in the gallery

1/12: author talk: Gale Galligan

1/15: art exhibition: Paris 1874

1/17: open stage drag nite

1/19: author talk: M.C. Casper, Learn about Conifers!

1/23: tunes: Porridge Radio

1/26: book talk: Somewhere Toward Freedom

1/29: author talk: Rebecca Brenner Graham, DC Point in Time Count, tunes: Broommaker

2/9: death cafe

2/22: tunes: Lalah Hathaway

3/8: Alton Brown live

3/14: author talk: Charlotte Taylor Fryar

3/15: author talk: Amy Latta

3/24: tunes: Wheatus 

4/2: tunes: Boney James

4/14: tunes: Ty Segall

5/9: Katt Williams

5/10: comedy: Maria Bamford

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